September 30, 2016 - Sweet Child o' mine
March 04, 2016 - Werk
July 31, 2015 - Marley
April 27, 2014 - Scooby Snacks
April 27, 2014 - Scooby Snacks
May 20, 2013 - -
November 01, 2012 - dios de los muertos
October 26, 2012 - She Loves to Not Remember
April 07, 2012 - the Star
April 01, 2012 - I read it in Se!nfeld's voice
October 27, 2011 - British soccer fan speech.
June 19, 2011 - Writing lyrics in the sand
June 08, 2011 - books
May 12, 2011 - Robot love
May 12, 2011 - Robot love
May 04, 2011 - Muddlin' through
March 18, 2011 - More pearls of wisdom to the listener's delicate ear.
February 17, 2011 - EVERYONE HAS EXCUSES
January 17, 2011 - Thank you.
January 10, 2011 - Why.
January 04, 2011 - Half-thoughts, going nowhere
November 30, 2010 - Bette Davis Thighs
August 27, 2010 - Foxes hold their weddings on days like this
July 02, 2010 - Fry, fry again.
June 18, 2010 - You gotta laugh a little...
May 30, 2010 - Transmissions from Planet X
May 24, 2010 - Doppler
May 19, 2010 - Thanks.
May 16, 2010 - Solitude
April 08, 2010 - It don't come easy.
February 24, 2010 - Chile
January 30, 2010 - Bills
August 12, 2009 - Doin' the Stuff
July 25, 2009 - -
June 14, 2009 - E Support Group
June 12, 2009 - Thunderstorms
May 28, 2009 - Rainbow Sherbert
May 17, 2009 - Grr.
May 09, 2009 - A First: Thank Goodness For Allergies!
April 30, 2009 - World of Tomorrow
April 28, 2009 - Deareddie's Law trumps Murphy's
September 06, 2008 - I'm in love with Lenny Bruce.
February 08, 2008 - Sorry
December 31, 2007 - Year's End. (finally!)
November 06, 2007 - oh dear
August 28, 2007 - .
August 02, 2007 - Guess what sin I am?
June 25, 2007 - What?! I INVENTED the hills!
May 27, 2007 - Again.
April 22, 2007 - OVER
April 07, 2007 - Oh, where did 19 go? Or 21? Or 25?
April 03, 2007 - Weary. May the lilacs bloom soon.
March 24, 2007 - C-C-C-Cowardly Isn't Always A Lion.
March 22, 2007 - Whisper
March 22, 2007 - Whisper
February 18, 2007 - Musing
February 07, 2007 - More. Late at night, unable to sleep.
February 05, 2007 - Kyle
January 16, 2007 - Chacun a son gout
January 09, 2007 - More complaining than usual.
December 30, 2006 - The end of the year
December 09, 2006 - I'm sorry... But... Not really.
December 07, 2006 - He makes mistletoe fun.
November 19, 2006 - Damien Rice, 9. Rootless Tree.
November 10, 2006 - Yeah, I'm in love with a bat-shit crazy guy. I figure I'm due after everthing I've done.
October 07, 2006 - *Warning* This one's about PMS
September 26, 2006 - Seriously???
September 24, 2006 - Reading Chuck Palahniuk.
September 20, 2006 - What, no fatted calf?
May 27, 2006 - Pathetique
April 20, 2006 - tra la and goodnight.
March 25, 2006 - Mwah! Luv ya!
March 18, 2006 - -
January 22, 2006 - Corona
January 13, 2006 - I'm an ass today, and you?
January 06, 2006 - I'm a blanket and I'm okay - I braise flashlights all night and I rub up against charcoal briquettes all day. -randomness generated by M.
December 31, 2005 - Auld Lang Syne...
December 28, 2005 - We're shallow today. Deal.
December 24, 2005 - Humbug!
December 22, 2005 - Tune in Tomorrow for more exciting adventures!
December 20, 2005 - Alice in Purgatory
November 24, 2005 - I love croissants.
November 19, 2005 - Loohooser.
October 24, 2005 - Cheers, darlin'
October 22, 2005 - Do people disappoint one because one expects them to, or does one expect to be disappointed and therefore is?
October 10, 2005 - Rebound's not just a basketball term
September 14, 2005 - Ramblings from the Outland
August 22, 2005 - Asthma Fun!
August 07, 2005 - -
July 30, 2005 - Dread Pirate Roberts was right.
July 24, 2005 - Bye.
July 12, 2005 - Drunken Flamenco Daubler
July 08, 2005 - Gravity asserts itself at some messed up times.
July 05, 2005 - Widespread Weekend
June 30, 2005 - I'm listening to Damien Rice while I have my breakdown and you should too. Older Chests.
June 09, 2005 - I've been known to make an outfit out of drapes, too.
May 28, 2005 - Don't worry, I won't eat the apple.
May 21, 2005 - Scorpios know what is soon to come...
May 20, 2005 - Jim Henson wishes he'd met me!
May 17, 2005 - Party on, Wayne.
May 16, 2005 - Just staple it to my forehead.
May 12, 2005 - Light Through 7-up Filters
May 04, 2005 - Greed
April 18, 2005 - Five.
February 18, 2005 - Your Wish Is My Command, Master.
February 01, 2005 - The feather boa's out of storage, boys!
January 25, 2005 - Did you know that January 24th is the most depressing day of the year? It said so on CNN.
January 18, 2005 - Observations from the Armchair
January 12, 2005 - I never had a compass to begin with.
December 20, 2004 - Home, home on the Maytag Range
December 13, 2004 - Conklin is a god.
December 11, 2004 - Jingle Balls. *Damn that Freud!
December 06, 2004 - Captain Planet Crusades Again!
December 05, 2004 - My life is like an episode of Soul Train.
November 22, 2004 - It's your Birthday, uh, erm, yeah.
November 08, 2004 - 'Cause I'm a Blonde, B-L-O, Oh whatever.
November 01, 2004 - [email protected]#$%$#@!
October 27, 2004 - Shrug.
October 22, 2004 - Electric Sliding.
October 13, 2004 - I was kidnapped by my subconscious.
October 08, 2004 - I look great in satin shorts, too.
October 06, 2004 - Hangin' Tough in the O.C., Yeeah.
September 20, 2004 - Stay away from me at Prom...
September 15, 2004 - Line 'em up, bartender.
September 12, 2004 - Ghost of Jacob Marley
September 11, 2004 - I'm your Aunt Pervy
September 10, 2004 - Kinky Librarian Glasses
September 09, 2004 - Bondage
August 30, 2004 - More posessed toys!
August 28, 2004 - oN A bender
August 24, 2004 - Verbal Orgasm. On Campus.
August 23, 2004 - The not-so-Great Pretender
August 20, 2004 - Life in the Convent
August 16, 2004 - I dance for the organ-grinder-man.
August 10, 2004 - Just call me Alice.
August 08, 2004 - A time for rememberence, and a time to throw chairs
August 06, 2004 - Gee Whileckers
August 05, 2004 - That'll do, Pig.
August 02, 2004 - Ye Gods!
July 31, 2004 - My dash needs a hula girl.
July 30, 2004 - Wil
July 28, 2004 - \"I'm here, and I'm...er...Weird...\"
July 26, 2004 - How to run in heat
July 24, 2004 - Perspectives
July 21, 2004 - Turkey Apples. On Earth.
July 18, 2004 - I am the Rocky of the kitchen!
July 14, 2004 - Peachey Keen, kids!
July 09, 2004 - Blah. Blah. Blah.
July 04, 2004 - Don't Read
June 29, 2004 - Looking for a Phoenix-feather-cloak
June 20, 2004 - It's late.
June 19, 2004 - You used to have an orange bankie and cry on my shoulder.
2004-06-17 - I'm a sexy beast, la la la!
2004-06-17 - I am a wizard. I will bedazzle you.
2004-06-16 - Bwrak! Bwrak!
2004-06-14 - Sexual Harrassment Pandas. In Outer Space.
2004-06-11 - Destructo-gram
2004-06-07 - Uncle John's Band
2004-06-02 - Incontheevable!
2004-05-30 - Fee Fi Fo Fum
2004-05-28 - On the wings of the dove
2004-05-26 - dreamwinefairytale
2004-05-25 - Greendreams and wigwam ashtrays
2004-05-21 - I want to hold your hand...
2004-05-21 - Hank Williams Jr.
2004-05-19 - Chinese water eddie
2004-05-17 - Lost in Pennsylvania
2004-05-13 - One Fine Day
2004-05-12 - Otherworld quotient
2004-05-08 - Labyrinth
2004-05-01 - *Regret*